if you wanna be friends with me all you gotta do is act like you’re already friends with me
call me by my name
send me porn
type like you’re having a mental breakdown
that’s it
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According to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblr.
More like 2.5 hours an hour.
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It’s really cute when boys talk about their fears bc it makes them vulnerable and easier to destroy
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Is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop
SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS.
settle down there Thor
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